The Uke Song

Baby the world's off-kilter, and my heart don't filter

All the truths and all the lies and all the times I thought I'd seen enough.

So with a windswept daydream and a disco ray-beam,

Through the gloom and through the rain and through the sludge I'll never give it up.

I've been so true.

So why?

And there you were, looking as pretty as always

In a hideous hallway. The city of Galway

Couldn't shine as bright as you were shining that evening

No I am not leaving, don't you try and deceive me into

Going back to where I came from this morning

Those eyes you're adorning could keep me till morning

And I could wait an entire millennium

For one carpe diem with you.

So if you're gonna break my heart,

Please get out the hammer and break it all the way

Because I'm slipping through the cracks you left me

The traps are deadly and I don't think I can stay.

So if you're gonna break my heart,

Please get out the hammer and break it all the way

Because I'm slipping through the cracks you left me

The traps are deadly and I don't think I can stay.

Baby the world's off-kilter, and my heart don't filter

All the truths and all the lies and all the times I thought I'd seen enough.

So with a windswept daydream and a disco ray-beam,

Through the gloom and through the rain and through the sludge I'll never give it up.

I've been so true.

So why?